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Where's My Phone?
Kinsey B. from Jackson, Tennessee sent in this text conversation with her mother. We’ve all been there.
Send us your “Clumsy Thumbsy” Autocorrect!
Posted at 8:08AM on March 5th 2014 by Tressa
In Louisiana we love eating boiled crawfish with all the side dishes but not quite with this side item...this is a true example of auto correct gone wrong!!! I texted my friend this yesterday, "Hey Carlyss Boil & Go is doing a special on crawfish, I was gonna see if you wanted to go in on some. They are $5.50 per lb if you get 10 lbs or more, and it comes with free corn & prostitutes... POTATOES! Free Potatoes! Not Prostitutes!!!" She got a kick out of that one.
Posted at 8:10PM on February 18th 2014 by Yogi
We have a chat group on whatsapp called "Filmy Foodie funks". The conversation was between Anjali and Rahul who are husband and wife, myself and our another girlfriend. Anjali: Hey guys, Just cocked this today. Rahul: OMG. LOL. Angali: No I mean cooked, grilled chicken with saland Sweni: Hmmm...Rahul, we know who is wearing the pants. Sweni: Salands? Yogi: After reading this message, I am so cocked. Rahul: I must say we were bit tipsy last night.
Posted at 7:34PM on February 10th 2014 by Ariana Cabezas
Hey ellen first I want to say that I am a big fan my dad is a plumer and my mom is working for a coppente.
Posted at 5:10PM on January 29th 2014 by Carmen
Hi Ellen I'm Carmen from New Zealand and I think that you should totally come here and do a show because I bet that us 'kiwis' would love to have you here and you can see how it feels like to be a 'kiwi' not literally become a kiwi because I love the way you are as an American :) And if you do come,I dare YOU to come and bungy jump of the sky tower in Auckland and I will come to see you there!!!!!!! Just letting you know I'm only 10 years old.And I love watching your show especially Clumsy Thumbsy Autocorrect! I don't even know If I should be watching that?! I love you ellen!!!!
Posted at 5:42PM on January 27th 2014 by hallel
hi Ellen I'm a big fan of yours. I am turning 13 on July 31. I live in Vancouver Canada. I love you soo much and I want to see you preform live on my birthday. But my parents cant pay for the flight, hotel, food ect. when we are there. I babysit but no one needs a babysitter. Can you please give me a little shout out so I can work and pay of the bills to see you and get your autograph in my book I started to make about you? thank you for your time! love your jokes. :) love hallel slakov :)
Posted at 12:05AM on January 26th 2014 by Rasha Ashik
Maria Sanu : Right done now? is it what you said Rasha Ashik Mustafa : idk i mena in the beginning it should be 7th July since that is the Audution date then thetas it and just write a month earlier when we are fingerling and @?#!$ gangirling* fangirling* Maria Sanu : Haha really! fingering xD Rasha Ashik Mustafa : dant even start with that $#?@! dont* ?$@#! I have a bad typo day today Maria Sanu : we could totes sent some #?!@$ like that to ellen
Posted at 11:28PM on January 22nd 2014 by Allison B
I asked my sister if she could take me to the shops Me: Can you take me to the shop? Sister: we would have to take the midgets car Me: midgets? Sister: **Mothers Sister: auto correct -_-
Posted at 10:13PM on January 20th 2014 by Andrew
The following is a text exchange between me and my partner regarding me walkin gour dog Diego... Me: I will feed and walk him and then drive over him. Jim: I like it except for the last part. Me: LOL. Oops. Drive him over. Jim: Ok that sounds better:-)
Posted at 10:12AM on January 15th 2014 by Carolyn Farrell Kelleher
this was really on facebook today- I can't use real names!! Cleaning out my panty, finding stuff that expired a year ago. I think this may be telling of my housekeeping skills..... Like · · 23 minutes ago · Debi ***** you are finding expired stuff in your PANTY? that might be an issue
Posted at 6:12PM on January 10th 2014 by Krista Jenkins
My 19 year old daughter sent me this text Daughter: I feel #!@?$ lol omg I feel sick* Mom: OMG Daughter: I hate autocorrect lol
Posted at 7:48PM on January 9th 2014 by April Atkisson
So I talked to Bonnie and it looks like we are having Christmas at her house. :) She talked to Mom and Mom was happy that someone wanted to take over Christmas. So, that will be good since she has a lot more space. Talk to u later : Ok what time? Bonnie didn't say but would guess noon :) Pliers dokie Auto correct! Okie LOL:) Send it to Ellen!!
Posted at 3:49PM on January 8th 2014 by Rachel Roth
I'm part of a facebook group called TOP TIPS 4 MUMS with most members based in North-West London, UK. A woman posted "Can you please recommend me a breast cleaning in nw london?". Apparently she meant breast clinic. Some of the reactions were: A what? a breast cleaning??? u sure? Breast feeding clinic ??
Posted at 11:29AM on January 5th 2014 by Linda
My daughter and I were exchanging texts about me washing my grandson's coat. Mom: I was gonna wash Ry's coat but it says Dry Clean Only. It needs a cleaning pretty soon. Kate: Wash it anyway. I did, just on genital. Mom: On WHAT?!?!?!? OMG woman, I don't wanna b around when you do the laundry!!! Kate: Lmao! Now I understand autocorrect issues!!!
Posted at 1:27PM on December 18th 2013 by joann
this is clumbsy instruction manual. I just bought a new tablet. The instruction manual says "When CPU in high-speed operation, especially in 3D games or in ong time playback high-definition video, the fuselage will have the phenomenon of fever. Also says, " Storage capacity that dishonest nominal for android system occupies about hundreds of MB storage capacity, also in order to install the software needs, the system must lay off certain storage capacity, so the actual usable space and nominal space have deviation." ???????????????????????
Posted at 5:51AM on December 18th 2013 by Wanda Ewald-daughter Lyda
Texting is forever Text from daughter to mom: "Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's $#@!? stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?" Text from mom to daughter: "It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of @#!?$ in my hair over the years and it will just wash out." Daughter back to mom: "Oh my God, mom.......... sorry, I meant to spell gum."
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