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The Kindness of Strangers

Trina W. posted this Clumsy Thumbsy to Ellen’s Facebook page. She apparently texted the nicest stranger on Earth.
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Conversation with dad Dad:Hey how are you doing horney? Me: So i tell you havent found your glasses yet dad? Dad: what did you say Horney?

Posted at 2:12PM on April 26th 2013 by Emily

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Hi Ellen, My husband and I were mentoring a young man through an interview process for a job that he really wanted. He is sharp, professional and I almost died laughing when this came in to me. CURT: * Meeting Rob on the 5th at 1pm**** Would be great to cheat with you before I meet him. I am so excited!!**** Your the best! ME: Did you mean chat ?! LOL**** CURT: Uhhhh yeah! Oops haha

Posted at 8:14AM on April 24th 2013 by Deanne Heino

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Shelley: Hey want to come over? Me: I can't Rachel is coming over to raid my closet for her vagina. Shelley: omg what why? Me: bahahaha I meant vacation! I can't stop laughing and I am alone!

Posted at 6:01PM on April 23rd 2013 by Lauren MacPhersob

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Husband and I talking about our 3 1/2 month old. Me: I bought LJ a bimbo! Me: It was on sale. It is the one he sits in. Husband: Nice. Is she sexy?! Me: Huh? Husband: The bimbo Me: Lol! opps.. Bumbo!

Posted at 2:17PM on April 23rd 2013 by Tracy Levesque

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"Since you're Asian you should make origami" What?

Posted at 10:06AM on April 23rd 2013 by Paula

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I still giggle when i think of this, expecially when i picture my husbands reaction on the other end. me: i'm at Michael's in line do you need anything? husband: no i'm good me: i just found glow in the dark !#$?@ tape did you want me to get it? husband: Really!!! didn't think you had trouble finding it me: what husband: @#$!? tape!! me: OMG DUCK TAPE, Glow in the dark DUck Tape. stupid phone. Thats too funny, hahahahah

Posted at 5:26AM on April 22nd 2013 by Lisa Lajeunesse

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There is no have AT&T in Melbourne Victoria.!!!

Posted at 12:42AM on April 21st 2013 by Sam

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I was having an extremely depressing day, until I read these. Crying I was laughing so hard...thank you!!

Posted at 5:59AM on April 17th 2013 by Bobsgirl

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When I am feeling down or bit stressed look on this website for things to make me laugh and Ellen you are wonderful what you do...hope one day I can give back to those who need help as they are helping me :) THANK YOU

Posted at 9:18AM on April 15th 2013 by Francelia Roy

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While working late, I sent a text to my 15 year old daughter Paola asking if they have had dinner yet. Here is the transcript of the exchange, verbatim! ME: Thank you! :) still at work and will be prob for another hour. Did you guys eat? Paola: we had babies. Don't work too hard! Paola: PIZZA WE HAD PIZZA ME: Ohmygosh!!! You ate babies?!? Paola: PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA ME: Hahahahahahaahaha!

Posted at 4:15PM on April 13th 2013 by MariaElena Ayala

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OMG I love people who have no clue how to use electronics! This reminded me of my dad! This Clumsy Thumbsy made my day!

Posted at 1:11PM on April 11th 2013 by abbey

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My friends had a serious conversation about being friends... (Opposite genders) guy: you know ur my best friend right.. I'd do anything for you girl:I know but I don't want anything guy: u sure I'll get u any thong youd like girl: uhmmm!!??? Guy: thing I meant thing. They sent me this conversation and I immediately thought of sending it to Ellen

Posted at 7:40PM on April 8th 2013 by jazz rooney

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My friends were texting each other and things got awkward considering they were of both genders :p "you know I'll do anything for you, you're my best friend" " I knows but I don't want anything" "you sure? I can get you any thong you'd like.... I meant thing!!!!" Haha my friend sent me this conversation and the first thing I thought of was sending this to Ellen.

Posted at 7:35PM on April 8th 2013 by jazz rooney

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I recently changed my work email and was texting my boss, Ambyr, ... ME are you getting my emails from my gmail? BOSS- Not sure.., is that the dinner theatre questions??? I need to lick myself in my office tomorrow ME baaahhahahaaahah I should send ur last text to Ellen! READ WHAT YOU WROTE!! BOSS - HAHAHAHAHHA THATS $%^#&%& FUNNY! ME i am still giggling! BOSS - we need to send it

Posted at 6:05PM on April 8th 2013 by Sherri MacKenzie

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Hi Ellen i wanted to send this message in between me and my friend i thought it was really funny to share. friend:Guess what i got clay on my new boobs me: what? friend:i mean boots dam auto correct me: haha we should send this to Ellen

Posted at 1:59PM on April 8th 2013 by brittney miller

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