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NaDo L. from Minneapolis, Minnesota sent in this Clumsy Thumbsy! She is a nurse, and had to go to some extremes to watch her TV shows one night. Maybe not as extreme as Siri thought. Send us your “Clumsy Thumbsy” Autocorrect!
Posted at 9:33AM on July 8th 2013 by Chloe
This gets me every time!!!
Posted at 9:18AM on July 7th 2013 by Michelle Reese
Status Update on CANCER SUCKS! Facebook Page: Hailey Noir hei guys.. I saw that you`re posting this so I wanted to get this off my back. I lost my mom on june 4th 2010. and I really miss her.. she had lungh cancer, 4th stadium when it was diagnosed. she was really suffering cause it hurt her very much.. just wanted to say to everyone who expirienced the same, stay strong, talk when it gets hard and remeber that they`re in a place where they can`t feel the pain anymore. I`m praying for those who are sick and hope that they`ll get better. stay strong
Posted at 9:32AM on June 27th 2013 by Tamara Newlands
Lol seriously i watched one clip on youtube then ever since been hooked this cracks me up so much
Posted at 5:17PM on June 26th 2013 by Eder Gongora Gomez
Thanks Ellen for bringing us an smile everyday...take care sweetheart!!! Linda Easthouse So, don't know what to think... called the city to ask if I could use outdoor water to wash down all the stuff in our back yard that was flooded and now dry but smells really bad and is attracting flies. They asked what street I live on, so I told them and there was this silence for a long time and then he says, "We need to send a hazmat team to check that. You are one the blocks listed as contaminated. Please don't handle anything or walk through the area until its checked." Well, a little late for that :( Waiting for the hazmat team. Linda Walsh Good Lord Linda. I am sorry to hear that. You are strong and will cope. Should have been told that a long time ago! Trouts are with you! Linda Walsh By the way, I said Thoughts are with you...not trouts....hopefully they are still in the river!
Posted at 10:59AM on June 18th 2013 by hey
I was lol ing this and fml 2 lol i said that and i am onley 7 bwahahaha
Posted at 3:17PM on June 11th 2013 by XxMusicLovexX
hahaha touch screen hahaha
Posted at 1:47PM on June 8th 2013 by Rally
-Maggy why are you angry with me? -Because I am Rally... -.-
Posted at 6:18AM on June 1st 2013 by April
One of my favorite parts of the show!!! hahaha
Posted at 1:08PM on May 31st 2013 by Meg Reider
Be careful when using speak to text. My daughter tried this and it said we were going to be sucking & f_____g up and down West Market street instead of walking & shopping! She sent this to her boyfriend and me! My reply to her was I'm too old for this (67) but I hope we make a lot of money!
Posted at 8:04AM on May 31st 2013 by Aarika Porter
Eric: I had a priest cut me off today! Me: How do you know it was a priest? Eric: Isn't that what those cars are called? Me: You mean Prius? LOL! Eric: Whatever!
Posted at 9:50PM on May 29th 2013 by Elvira coronado
Happy happy birthday!!! Hope it was spent doing exactly what you like. And your hinny soiled you! 3 minutes ago via mobile · Unlike · 1 Rick Flores Soiled her??? Kinky 2 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1 Yolanda Rabiteau Oh my gosh! Spell check must be off (at the very least) I meant I hope your hunny spoiled you! a few seconds ago via mobile · Like · 1 Rick Flores U mean chili dog? Nevermind! Hahaha a few seconds ago via mobile · Like
Posted at 7:47AM on May 27th 2013 by Addie
OMG dying of laughter, my favorite is: (forget it) its octagon!!! Isaiah: baby please don't do this. you have no idea how important you are to me:( -Me: I gave you way too many chances. I'm done.-Isaiah: I'll do anything Me: Forget it, alright?We're octagon. Me: LOLOL i meant OVER.that was funny but I'm still breaking up with you. Me as a person like right now: Three letters: L-O-L!!!
Posted at 12:42AM on May 21st 2013 by Carolyn
I LOVE Clumbsy Thumbsy! I cant stop crying with laughter!
Posted at 5:33AM on May 19th 2013 by Jack Rowen
Convo with my friend friend-whats your fav clothes bra me- WHAT!!!!!!!! friend- oh whoops i meant brand lol me- sending that into ellen
Posted at 9:48PM on May 14th 2013 by Tianna Sidgwick
Hey, I found this on facebook! Anna: Yeah, the modelling thing went pretty good, it was kinda lame but we got laid :) Me: ???? Anna: PAID omg we got PAID hahhaha! Me: hahahha i dont understand how auto correct comes up with so many inappropriate penises. Me: *PHRASES omg im turning this thing off. Anna: HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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