Sent in by Lori K. from Sparwood, CA.
Send us your “Clumsy Thumbsy” Autocorrect!
Posted at 9:31AM on April 27th 2013 by Abby more
Ha ha so funnny! I hope auto correct does'nt change what im typing! ELLEN DEGENERES ROOPS! Oh darn!
Posted at 4:56PM on April 26th 2013 by Rimsha Sayyed
Texting my cousin during lunch break at school Cousin : I want fried chicken Me: yeah fried children makes everything better Cousin : yeah it does... Me: omg , fried chicken , not children ... I don't eat fried children Cousin : oh my gawddd... Lmao must send this to ellen -Rimsha from Canada :)
Posted at 4:16PM on April 26th 2013 by Brianne Caraway
My husband was running late at work so I sent him a message. "Me:hey u ok? Him: Hey Honey I'm on my way home so f***** up I'm on my way I love you Him: I don't know what that was but I'm on my way home autocorrect for the voice feature I guess. haha Me: Ohh my!! These phones even know how to cuss. What's this world coming to!! Me: We so need to send this message to Ellen!"
Posted at 8:14AM on April 24th 2013 by Deanne Heino
Hi Ellen, My husband and I were mentoring a young man through an interview process for a job that he really wanted. He is sharp, professional and I almost died laughing when this came in to me. CURT: * Meeting Rob on the 5th at 1pm**** Would be great to cheat with you before I meet him. I am so excited!!**** Your the best! ME: Did you mean chat ?! LOL**** CURT: Uhhhh yeah! Oops haha
Posted at 6:01PM on April 23rd 2013 by Lauren MacPhersob
Shelley: Hey want to come over? Me: I can't Rachel is coming over to raid my closet for her vagina. Shelley: omg what why? Me: bahahaha I meant vacation! I can't stop laughing and I am alone!
Posted at 10:06AM on April 23rd 2013 by Paula
"Since you're Asian you should make origami" What?
Posted at 5:26AM on April 22nd 2013 by Lisa Lajeunesse
I still giggle when i think of this, expecially when i picture my husbands reaction on the other end. me: i'm at Michael's in line do you need anything? husband: no i'm good me: i just found glow in the dark !#$?@ tape did you want me to get it? husband: Really!!! didn't think you had trouble finding it me: what husband: @#$!? tape!! me: OMG DUCK TAPE, Glow in the dark DUck Tape. stupid phone. Thats too funny, hahahahah
Posted at 12:42AM on April 21st 2013 by Sam
There is no have AT&T in Melbourne Victoria.!!!
Posted at 1:11PM on April 11th 2013 by abbey
OMG I love people who have no clue how to use electronics! This reminded me of my dad! This Clumsy Thumbsy made my day!
Posted at 7:40PM on April 8th 2013 by jazz rooney
My friends had a serious conversation about being friends... (Opposite genders) guy: you know ur my best friend right.. I'd do anything for you girl:I know but I don't want anything guy: u sure I'll get u any thong youd like girl: uhmmm!!??? Guy: thing I meant thing. They sent me this conversation and I immediately thought of sending it to Ellen
Posted at 6:05PM on April 8th 2013 by Sherri MacKenzie
I recently changed my work email and was texting my boss, Ambyr, ... ME are you getting my emails from my gmail? BOSS- Not sure.., is that the dinner theatre questions??? I need to lick myself in my office tomorrow ME baaahhahahaaahah I should send ur last text to Ellen! READ WHAT YOU WROTE!! BOSS - HAHAHAHAHHA THATS $%^#&%& FUNNY! ME i am still giggling! BOSS - we need to send it
Posted at 1:59PM on April 8th 2013 by brittney miller
Hi Ellen i wanted to send this message in between me and my friend i thought it was really funny to share. friend:Guess what i got clay on my new boobs me: what? friend:i mean boots dam auto correct me: haha we should send this to Ellen
Posted at 7:50PM on April 1st 2013 by Alicia
Love clumsy thumbsy!! I just read through a bunch of them and tried to share them with my husband and mother in law, but I was laughing too hard so they couldn't understand me!
Posted at 7:18PM on March 17th 2013 by Olivia Goldstein
I love this bit on her show so much! Love it, always cheers me up! :D
Posted at 7:54AM on March 11th 2013 by The Myth
decoded you only have to visit once you're in charge i back even it looks dumb and loony you win we're a team. just so they know you exist and the boss.
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