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The Kindness of Strangers

Trina W. posted this Clumsy Thumbsy to Ellen’s Facebook page. She apparently texted the nicest stranger on Earth.
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Hello Ellen!! Thank you for the best 15 minutes of my life in 2013!! Hope to have many more this year and hopefully this won't be the end of such wonderfully hilarious autocorrect texts!! Here's to many more!! Hoping you and and your loved ones the best!! God Bless!! Helen E. G. :)

Posted at 5:39PM on January 1st 2013 by Helen Gonzalez

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Thank you i been stuck in the hospital was told i needed to clear the gumk in my lungs from the phonomia i need autocorrect on that one or maybe not anyway i been laughing so hard i have coughed up most of what is keeping me here might be home for christmas Thank You. The only good thing here is they have wifi i can't afford things like internet cable. Thank you again the nurse checked my lungs they sound clear.

Posted at 12:06PM on December 23rd 2012 by martha lorigo

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LOL I love these! Did you know there is an actual game out there of these? I think it's called "Damn (maybe Darn), Autocorrect!" YOu have to figure out what they are trying to say. Thanks for all you do for us Ellen! Still waiting for my name to appear ;)

Posted at 7:53AM on December 18th 2012 by Kathryn Scott

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Rob Do you want a tuna rub?

Posted at 1:46PM on December 11th 2012 by Jean Libbey

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It's LMAO. It means Laughing My #!$?@ Off.

Posted at 8:38AM on December 8th 2012 by Nikki Sulski

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New at this, what does IMAO mean?

Posted at 12:24AM on December 8th 2012 by Connie

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How do you send these to Ellen?

Posted at 12:52AM on December 3rd 2012 by becky

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Hi Ellen, I have a clumbsy thumbsy I cant send a snapshot of it of to you so here is mine. Me: When do you get off work? Her: 7ish Me:And when do you get off? Her:10 Me: pretty long shaft. I mean SHIFT damn auto correct. Her: I am just letting you know thats totally going on instagram. Me: FANTASTIC!

Posted at 5:25PM on December 2nd 2012 by Dylan Shackelford

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Jennifer Denny ‎10 dollars for cock pot works great Like · · Unfollow Post · 33 minutes ago Deana Dionne Brown What kind of pot is this haha sorry couldnt help it! 22 minutes ago · Like Kimberley Porter Never saw one of thjose lmao I hope you mean CROCK pot 8 minutes ago · Like Mark Bowes What the heck you cook in this thing?....no wait...don't want to know..:) 6 minutes ago via mobile · Like Deana Dionne Brown Theres not as much interest in this as i thought there would be..haha 3 minutes ago · Like · 1

Posted at 3:53PM on December 2nd 2012 by Deana Brown

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This isn't an auto correct, it's a misunderstanding with my new daughter-in-law. Made me wonder about "extra" activities!!! LOL! Me: Hi, here is Martin's number ....... Mary is the one that was here and here's her number...... Don't know if they r married. Tell them what u want and they can do it all. Was really good :) Carin: What is this for? Me: (before I got her text) Forget Mary. She only has a Spanish message :/ Next one: Brent said u wanted my taco guy Carin: Ooohhh haha i was like is this for a good time :) Me: hahahaha Carin: If u read it really does sound like u want me to call them for some lovin. Oh i have to save this. Me: That's funny Carin: Thanks ill call him Me: Should send it to Ellen Carin: Yes!

Posted at 10:40AM on December 2nd 2012 by Karen Dohling

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Dude you left your phone at my house ... hello? Jack? WHY ARNT YOU ANSWERING?!?!?! Oh wait...

Posted at 2:40AM on December 2nd 2012 by Eram Akhtar

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Clumsy Thumbsy Me: whats yout skype name? i'll add you Mate: *gives skype name* Me: Cool i'll ?@!$# you now,i'm using my mobile skype and testing out the video call :) Me: OMG I MEANT ADD NOT ?@$!# Mate: lol ok...ay....

Posted at 2:37AM on December 2nd 2012 by Eram Akhtar

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Me: ugh I forgot to borrow Taboo from Jon would you be willing to go to Carrollton this weekend and get it so we can play when we have our last child Me: and you should coke by my room I have tamales!:) Rachel: Ok. First of all, our last child? Was that message for me? If so, yes I will drive to carrolton. (: Anything for you my love! And then coke? I think you meant stop right? Me: Lol I was in developmental psychology and we were talking about children. I meant our last dinner together for the semester and then I meant to come to my room lol

Posted at 1:00AM on December 2nd 2012 by vivian

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Ellen or whoever it may concern texting between my dad and I note he just started texting a week ago: Me:My mom wants to know if you could bring her a bottle of black velvet since it is so cheap and if you don't mind bringing me one and Mike some captain morgans. Dad:So y wat! Bot capt a ! Bot blak vel ok n mo the 30 ea ok l dad Me: What? Me: Read your last text hilarious, I'm sending to Ellen Show!

Posted at 4:45PM on November 30th 2012 by Lisa

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omg when i say this om i couldnt even breath i was lmfao

Posted at 10:14AM on November 30th 2012 by bre

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