omg when i say this om i couldnt even breath i was lmfao

ELLEN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okay you HAVE to show this on your show Ellen! Mainly because it wasn't auto correct it was a typo on my part so yeah... Me: I am so happy cuz i finally get it! Thanks so much for helping me Haley:No problem girly Me: I SCHOOL AND METH Me: MATH! I mean MATH Haley:HAHA send that to Ellen

OMG I haven't laughed this hard in forever, these are hilarious...i just told my husband we need to get iPhonesb (we're still in the stone age lol)so we can have awesome text like these lmao

Hey Ellen:) here's my autocorrect: Me:I have a porn for you: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm counting down the days till I can see you<3 Me: Poem not porn!!! Friend: that's the funniest thing ever!!!! I can't wait to see you<3

Hi Ellen!! I'm a really huge fan of you!! I just love your show and I'm watching you EVERY day on youtube!! (I don't have the channel on the TV.) You always make me laugh and make me REALLY happy!! I just can't tell you how much you mean to me! I love to see when you give stuff to people with a hard life and you accept everybody who they are and where they come from. YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME HAPPY!!!! You're the BEST!! (I don't speak really good english because i'm from sweden and 13 years old.) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Dear Ellen, My sister recently got her first smart phone and said " this is scary, dumb girl with smart phone!". I assured Her at least she could make the Ellen show on thumbsy clumbsy. Here is a good laugh! My sister had some sinus trouble Me: "You should try putting some Vicks on your fore head." Her: "Yeah I always forget that." Me: "I put it under my nose also." Her: "yeah I did use !#@$? last night and that worked." Me: "WOW ... TMI" Her : "Crap damn phone!"

Husband "I'm Running so late i'm sorry." Me "It's ok, but your dinner will be child" "Cold" Husband " Eww we're having child for dinner?? Pass on that" Me "LOL"

These are hilarious. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!

My friend. I just finished my batmitzfah work. Me good job can u tell me happens in the last ovary. Icarly*****

hello Ellen i am a hughe fan of yours and congrats on your award. I pray u and your family enjoy the holidays coming up. But I want to know what I have to do to win a Ipad and one of your Ellen mugs. Also if I ever come to your show can u please serve coffee or hot chocalate in the mugs instead of water:) I really never win anything and my son is working on his Master at Frostburg University. We had to take out loans for his college education and we will be paying loans for my life span and probably his too:) nevertheless I know by the time I can afford an IPad # 7 will be out. Well it does not hurt to ask. Again Happy/Blessed Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cousin: My phone types Sandy I said Cindy sometimes this Siri really grooves things up. Cousin: Goofs

Me: LOL they put a new belt on and didn't charge me. Cousin: Oh good send a so happy to hear that the cars daughter what the heck lol.

I sent a work email to a vendor. Many times I sign it with "Kind Regards". Accidentally sent one with "Kinda Regards" and got a laugh.

"I edited it a few weeks ago with an app" "OHG" "H?" "Oops I mean OHG" "Haha"

Ariel: Yeah... can i come too! Grace: But your not fast enough to keep up! Ariel: What are you saying?! I'm so much fatter than Jace! Grace: Seriously?! Wow. Thats a lie! Ariel: No its not!! Its true!!! Grace: Look at our earlier messages. I think you might disagree... Ariel: OH god my bad sorry!! I'm faster than Jace. Grace: Not really!